I am here to reclaim it, in the name of “Heart Eyes,” a horror comedy — horror ... we actually see “His Girl Friday” playing at a drive-in where Ally and Jay try to give HEK the slip.

Funnier than expected in its snarky riffs on horror, but persistently witless in its slasher plotting, the romantic-horror-comedy Heart Eyes juggles ... showing of His Girl Friday.

The first weeks of the new movie year have been good for chills and thrills -- shoutout to "Companion," "Presence," and now "Heart Eyes," exclusively in theaters and the perfect twisted date movie for ...