Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski was sent off for the first time in his Bundesliga career during Cologne's 1-0 win over Hertha Berlin on Saturday. The reason for his red card was questionable at best, though.

Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski missed with his kick at a high ball -- well, he missed the one he intended to kick -- and caught Edin Dzeko square in the crotch during Cologne's 1-1 draw with Wolfsburg ...

Cologne's final match of the season started with a nice send-off for Arsenal new boy Lu-Lu-Lu Lukas Podolski. Then they lost 4-1 to Bayern Munich, sealing their relegation and everything turned black.