To begin, take an inch-long piece of Scotch tape and press it to your hand a few times to dull some of its adhesive power. This will help it from sticking too severely to your delicate eye area.

To the Trump supporters who will even support this: Do not say that as a taller guy (he stands 6'3"), he needs a longer tie. If Kevin Durant can find ties that work for him, Mr. Trump certainly can.